Too Lazy to Post Lately....
Aug. 4th, 2010 09:23 amMy days, lately, have been long and frustrating. I have an eyelid twitch that just won't quit and I'm certain its because my JOB is stressing me the fuck out. I need escape.
Fortunately, my amazing family has invited me along for their summer vacation in THE BAHAMAS!! Yay! It's a 7 day cruise that stops in the Bahamas and basically lets us do nothing and be worry free and possibly drink until we forget our names. Thank GOD.
I wont be leaving until the end of August, but just to have that Light at the End of the Tunnel is enough to make the next few weeks endurable. Especially considering my previous hopes of a raise are probably never going to come true and I'll be looking to change job since I really jsut can't take the abuse from this place anymore. Whatever, that's another story. For now, we focus on the vacay!
Vacation Planning
What to Wear?
Isn't that the eternal question? And unlike some people, who just throw a pair of sandals and a bathing suit into a bag, I enjoy making an event out of every outing, every sit down dinner, and every fancy evening show! I LOVES CLOTHES OMG!
I recently found a gorgeous floor length evening gown, with beautiful silk print, on sale for Fourteen Dollars in the junior's dept of Macy's. Yes, I still fit into Juniors sizes, and it saves me tons of money. This particular dress will be PERFECT for the one formal night that every cruise has (I know this from experience) in which all vacationers glam it up and take photos, etc. I have an array of more casual (but still sophisticated) things for wearing, but I am particularly excited about this one dress. Eeeee!
Shoes? OMG!
I love Shoes. I love shoes more than clothes. If I could go around naked all the time without getting arrested, I'm sure I would.. but I would still wear heels! They just make your legs look that good! Anyway, I anticipate I'll probably take upwards of five pairs of shoes (counting sandals and sneakers) on this cruise. I know I should work to economize, but you just don't understand the satisfaction of having a truly well matched pair of shoes for your outfit. It's like the stars aligning.. on your body!
Preparation
Ok, certain things must be done in preparation of this vacation, and they must be timed to perfection. For example, I may need to get a trip of the side bangs (oh! I need to show y'all a picture of that!) a week before leaving. I know I'll need to get my underarms and eyebrows waxed approx two days before departure. And I must Nair the hell out of my legs the night before I get a spray-on tan. Yes, its intricate. Take into accoutn that I hate shaving (HATE IT) and I'm so white-on-white that no amount of "tanning" will get me respectably dark. So fake tan it is.
Ok, and this has reminded me! I never posted a picture of what I did with my hair for Lady Gaga! OR OF MY LIGHTNING BOLT OMG!!

Am I not smoking Hot like fire? I know I am!!
Fortunately, my amazing family has invited me along for their summer vacation in THE BAHAMAS!! Yay! It's a 7 day cruise that stops in the Bahamas and basically lets us do nothing and be worry free and possibly drink until we forget our names. Thank GOD.
I wont be leaving until the end of August, but just to have that Light at the End of the Tunnel is enough to make the next few weeks endurable. Especially considering my previous hopes of a raise are probably never going to come true and I'll be looking to change job since I really jsut can't take the abuse from this place anymore. Whatever, that's another story. For now, we focus on the vacay!
Vacation Planning
What to Wear?
Isn't that the eternal question? And unlike some people, who just throw a pair of sandals and a bathing suit into a bag, I enjoy making an event out of every outing, every sit down dinner, and every fancy evening show! I LOVES CLOTHES OMG!
I recently found a gorgeous floor length evening gown, with beautiful silk print, on sale for Fourteen Dollars in the junior's dept of Macy's. Yes, I still fit into Juniors sizes, and it saves me tons of money. This particular dress will be PERFECT for the one formal night that every cruise has (I know this from experience) in which all vacationers glam it up and take photos, etc. I have an array of more casual (but still sophisticated) things for wearing, but I am particularly excited about this one dress. Eeeee!
Shoes? OMG!
I love Shoes. I love shoes more than clothes. If I could go around naked all the time without getting arrested, I'm sure I would.. but I would still wear heels! They just make your legs look that good! Anyway, I anticipate I'll probably take upwards of five pairs of shoes (counting sandals and sneakers) on this cruise. I know I should work to economize, but you just don't understand the satisfaction of having a truly well matched pair of shoes for your outfit. It's like the stars aligning.. on your body!
Preparation
Ok, certain things must be done in preparation of this vacation, and they must be timed to perfection. For example, I may need to get a trip of the side bangs (oh! I need to show y'all a picture of that!) a week before leaving. I know I'll need to get my underarms and eyebrows waxed approx two days before departure. And I must Nair the hell out of my legs the night before I get a spray-on tan. Yes, its intricate. Take into accoutn that I hate shaving (HATE IT) and I'm so white-on-white that no amount of "tanning" will get me respectably dark. So fake tan it is.
Ok, and this has reminded me! I never posted a picture of what I did with my hair for Lady Gaga! OR OF MY LIGHTNING BOLT OMG!!


Am I not smoking Hot like fire? I know I am!!